O'Tooled
O'Tooled means you’re so drunk you could crawl out of a bar and kiss a fire hydrant. It’s like Peter O’Toole’s face after a 12-hour bender.
I woke up with a hangover so bad, I thought I’d been run over by a bus.
He drank 12 shots and tried to dance the Macarena.
She O’Tooled so hard, she got kicked out of three bars in one night.