O'straddle - You get jumped on your shoulders and face-slammed like you’r

You get jumped on your shoulders and face-slammed like you’re a doorknob. It’s loud and it hurts.

My mom did an O'straddle on me and said, ‘You’re not getting any treats.’ I cried like a baby.

At the park, my dog did an O'straddle on me and I got a face full of grass.

My friend did an O'straddle on me and said, ‘You’re the weakest link.’