O'straddle
A face-humping move where the person jumps on your shoulders and rams their face into yours like you owe them money.
My brother did an O'straddle on me and said, ‘You owe me $20.’ I didn’t even have money.
At the bus stop, some kid did an O'straddle on me and I got a face full of glitter.
My mom did an O'straddle on me and said, ‘You’re grounded for life.’