O'Siahn
A hilarious person who's either super tall or tiny and has a mouth like a sailor. She looks sweet but will rip your head off if you mess with her.
You: "Hey O'Siahn, wanna hang out?" She: "Sure, as long as you don't breathe."
She told my dad he was a "bald chicken" for not paying the bill.
She called my math teacher a "dumb donut" during class.