O'Schmeal
A giant, hairy, Albanian meatball who smells like old socks and has a schlong so big it could double as a tent pole.
Big O walked in and the whole room went silent. It was like he just farted in a church.
I saw Big O at the mall and the security guard ran after him like he was a thief.
Big O tried to fit into a taxi and the driver said, 'You're not coming in, you're coming with me.'