O'Ryaen
Looks tough, but he's a baby inside. He'll cuss you up one side and down the other. His jokes about sex are so bad, they're good. Has a penis so big, it could be a superhero. Everyone loves him, but he only loves a few.
He told me I was 'the worst person he ever met,' then gave me a lollipop.
He said my face was 'so ugly, it could scare a ghost.' I thought it was a compliment.
He said his cock is so big, it could be a bridge. I asked if he's ever been to the moon. He said, 'No, but I've been close.'