O'Ryaen
Looks scary but is a big softie for the people he likes. Doesn't hold back when he wants to insult you. Tells sex jokes so bad, they're almost good. Has a dick so huge, it could be a religion. Everyone loves him, but he only likes a couple.
He threatened to punch me, then gave me a hug and a Snickers bar.
He made a joke about my mom and my dog. It was so bad, I cried.
He told me his dick is bigger than my uncle's car. I believed him.