O'Rourke
O'Rourke is like a god but angrier and louder. Imagine a god who shouts at the sky and throws shoes.
O'Rourke is the god of loudness and bad decisions. #godlyfail
If God had a nemesis, it would be O'Rourke. #mythicalfail
O'Rourke is the reason why the sky is so loud. #heavenshout
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