O'Rourke
An O'Rourke is a guy who has no money, no job, and a sweet tooth that makes him cry.
This guy is an O'Rourke. He eats candy for breakfast. #sugardisease
He’s an O'Rourke. He fights with his dog over a single donut. #dogfight
That guy outside is an O'Rourke. He’s diabetic and broke. #poorlife