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You’re the kind of person who looks like an O’Reilly ad and still acts like they’re the only one who matters.

My neighbor’s built like an O’Reilly ad, but he still thinks he’s the main character of the ad.

That guy from the grocery store looks like he was made by O’Reilly ad. And he still yells at the cashier like it’s a debate.

My friend’s so built like an O’Reilly ad, I think the ad got a new job just to be his sidekick.