o'panties
You get roasted at a party like a f***ing chump. You steal the hot girl's panties and wear them to sleep, only to wake up with them on and no idea what happened.
Got called a f***ing dork at the party. I stole her panties and passed out. Woke up in them like a f***ing loser.
Got called a f***ing nobody at the party. I stole her panties and passed out. Woke up in them like a f***ing moron.
Got called a f***ing dweeb at the party. I stole her panties and passed out. Woke up in them like a f***ing disaster.