o'panties
You get called a total f***ing loser at a party. You grab the hot girl's panties and wear them to sleep, only to wake up with them on and no idea what happened.
I got called a f***ing dweeb at the party. I stole her panties and passed out. Woke up in them like a f***ing mess.
Got called a f***ing nobody at the party. I stole her panties and passed out. Woke up in them like a f***ing idiot.
Got called a f***ing noob at the party. I stole her panties and passed out. Woke up in them like a f***ing disaster.