I'm in my classroom and the AC is blowing like a hurricane. My teacher is standing there like a hot dog. I'm gonna ask her if she wants to trade places.

I'm at the airport and the AC is so strong I think I'm gonna get a cold. The people around me are wearing jackets. I'm gonna tell them they're welcome to the heat.

I'm in my friend's house and the AC is so loud I can hear it singing. He's sweating like a pig. I'm gonna tell him he's welcome to the heat.