o'neill
A creepy little thing that shows up on your top lip like a surprise party you didn't ask for. Being o'neilled is the worst.
I walked into a meeting and my boss asked, 'Why is there a bug on your face?'
I tried to kiss my girlfriend, and she looked at me like I had a monster on my face.
At the grocery store, the guy behind me said, 'You’re gonna scare the produce.'