O'Neal
A guy picked by Portland to be a basketball player. He didn’t do much. Then he went to Indiana and smashed the face of some fat Mexican gnome. Everyone cheered.
That O'Neal went to Indiana and destroyed a gnome. I was there. It was glorious.
He smashed the face of a fat Mexican gnome and got a standing ovation. I didn’t even know what a gnome was.
He went from a boring player to a gnome-smashing legend. I respect that.