O.M.L. Syndrom
A sickness where girls go nuts for old guys. They talk like they’re on drugs, do crazy dances, and lose their minds when they see an old man.
She saw an old man and started singing, 'You’re my hero!' Then she cried because she forgot how to spell her name.
She texted me, 'He’s old, and I’m in love.' I asked if that was a problem, and she said, 'No, it’s a disaster.'
During lunch, she screamed at her sandwich, 'Why aren’t you old?!' Then she hugged her friend and cried.