O'McFinniganly
They’re so fake Irish, they think their last name is a miracle. They talk about their Irish roots like they’re the chosen ones, but they can’t even get a tan.
My uncle has the last name ‘Weisburg’ and thinks that’s a noble Irish name.
She wears the flag on her bed like it’s a shrine.
He can’t hold his beer and still thinks he’s a real Irishman.