O.J. law
A rule that cops use to grab any man who messes with his girlfriend or wife, even if he’s never done anything wrong. It’s called the O. J. law because cops got extra mean after O. J. got off easy.
Cops arrested my dad for throwing a couch at my mom, even though he was high and it was 2 a. m.
My uncle got hauled in for yelling at his girlfriend, and he didn’t even touch her.
A guy got arrested for spitting on his ex, and it was the best day of his life.