O'Grind
The original grindmaster. He grinds so much, he probably grinds his own lunch. If you're not grinding like a beast, you're just a snack.
Post: 'O'Grind doesn't eat. He grinds. And that's a full meal.'
Comment: 'You're not a grinder. You're a snack. O'Grind is the whole menu.'
DM: 'You think you grind? O'Grind would grind you into a smoothie.'