O'Flaherty
O'Flaherty is a fancy name that sounds like a curse. You’re the type of person who wears a suit to a party but still eats chips out of a bag. You get anxious when people can’t say your name. You’re dramatic and over it all at the same time.
I wore a suit. My name is O'Flaherty. You just said it wrong.
I eat chips out of a bag. My name is a curse.
You can’t say my name. I’m dramatic about it.