O'Dweed's
Lab-made weed that won’t get you high. It’s like drinking O’Doul’s when you’re at a bar and everyone else is drinking tequila.
I tried O'Dweed's. It was like eating a piece of cardboard that also had a side of regret.
My friend took O'Dweed's and said it was like being trapped in a vending machine.
I took O'Dweed's and my brain said, 'Why?' Like, why?!