O.D.P.
O. D. P. is a man who thinks he's the best at everything. He's wrong. He still thinks he's hot and everyone should know it.
He told me he dated a model. She was 17. He was 52.
He posted a selfie with a filter that made him look 20. It didn’t work.
He still thinks he’s the best at poker. He lost $200 last week.