O'Doyle kid
A huge kid with a flaming red mess for hair. Always stuck in the back of class photos, like he was trying to escape.
That O'Doyle kid had hair so bad, it looked like it had been dragged through a hedge backwards.
The O'Doyle kid was the reason the class photo had a shadow in the back.
My brother is the O'Doyle kid. He looked like a lobster in a hairball.