o'cunty
O'Cunty is a boring town until Parade Saturday, when it turns into a loud, whiskey-soaked nightmare. Everyone forgets their manners and starts yelling and throwing things.
My brother got into a fight with a local cop over who had the best chicken hat.
My dad tried to ride a float and fell off. He was covered in glitter.
My neighbor got so drunk she started singing show tunes to a goat.