Ocular insemination
You hit your partner with a face full of goo and then shove it in their eye like they’re a baby and you’re the parent who doesn’t care.
I threw my cereal at my girlfriend. Now she’s crying and I’m the king.
He hit me with a pie and then stuck it in my eye. I didn’t see it coming.
She gave me a slap and a face full of mayo. I think I’m the winner.