Ocular insemination
When you give your lover a face full of mess and then stick it in their eye like you're trying to blind them and make them yours.
My boyfriend tried to kiss me and I threw my breakfast at him. Now he's blind and I'm the boss.
She gave me a slap and a eye full of glitter. I think I'm in love.
He put a whole sandwich in my eye. I'm not mad. I'm just hungry.