ocuk
a dumb spelling of cock used by people who think they are rich and cool, but they are just stuck in a loop of bad habits and bad life choices
"OCUK is the worst thing ever, but I still go to that forum", @ForumGoblin
"OCUK is just cock spelled wrong, and that makes me angry", @SpellingHater
"I thought I was in a club, but it was just OCUK and a bunch of bad life choices", @LifeIsRidiculous