octurnal - You’re so hyper you’re awake eight times a day. You’re like

You’re so hyper you’re awake eight times a day. You’re like a caffeinated raccoon with no filter.

My dog is octurnal. He barks at 3 AM and then again at 7 AM like he’s got a job.

My mom is octurnal. She texts me at 10 PM, 2 AM, and 6 AM. I’m not even alive anymore.

My brother is octurnal. He wakes up every time he eats a donut.