octuplets
The most ridiculous excuse ever for getting free stuff, attention, and enough candy to last a lifetime. Like having eight meal tickets shoved down your throat.
My aunt had octuplets and got a free car. I had a cold and got a tissue.
That family had octuplets and got a million dollars. I had twins and got a coupon.
Octuplets? Please. I had a baby and got a lollipop.