octuple-3C

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An octuple-third-cousin is someone you share some stupid family tree stuff with, like two parents, four grandmas and daddies, eight great-grandparents, and sixteen great-great-grandparents. It’s like your family tree got hit by a truck and everyone’s confused.

My octuple-third-cousin tried to explain our family connection, and I just said, 'Are we related or are we just trying to avoid talking about our bad hair choices?'

At the family reunion, my octuple-third-cousin started a fight over who had the better great-great-grandparent.

My octuple-third-cousin sent me a DM: 'We have 16 great-great-grandparents in common. Let’s get coffee and figure out why we’re both so weird.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

An octuple-third-cousin is someone who shares your family mess but isn’t close enough to help you with it. You have two parents, four grandparents, eight great-grandparents, and sixteen great-great-grandparents in common. That’s a lot of people who don’t know how to fix your life.

My octuple-third-cousin called me and said, 'We have 16 great-great-grandparents in common. Let’s get drunk and forget about it.'

At the family reunion, my octuple-third-cousin asked, 'Why do we have so many great-grandparents? Is that a family problem or a math problem?'

My octuple-third-cousin sent me a text that said, 'We have 16 great-great-grandparents in common. Let’s get a tattoo and pretend we’re related.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago

An octuple-third-cousin is someone you're related to but don't know how. You have two parents, four grandparents, eight great-grandparents, and sixteen great-great-grandparents in common. That's more people than your family should have.

My octuple-third-cousin sent me a message that said, 'We have 16 great-great-grandparents in common. Let’s get a family group chat and finally figure this out.'

At the family reunion, my octuple-third-cousin asked, 'Why do we have so many great-grandparents? Do we all just have too many ancestors?'

My octuple-third-cousin called me and said, 'We have 16 great-great-grandparents in common. Let’s get a DNA test and see if we’re even related anymore.'

by Slangipedia 5h ago