Octotrician
The poor doctor who gets stuck with the most chaotic family and has to explain how 14 kids are even possible.
My octotrician said, 'I don’t know how you’ve managed to have 14 kids. I can’t even remember my own name.'
He asked me if my kids had a secret club for multiplying people.
He told me, 'You’re like a human incubator. I’ve seen miracles, but this is a whole new level.'