Octosus - The level of sus where you're not just sus, you're like a wh

The level of sus where you're not just sus, you're like a whole sus army

My uncle is Octosus. He thinks my whole family is hiding a secret identity.

My teacher is Octosus. She thinks I've been using a magic wand for all my tests.

My neighbor is Octosus. He thinks my cat is a time-traveling spy.