Octosophos
Octosophos is a god who’s got a god complex and an octopus body. They drop riddles like they’re going out of style. They don’t give answers, they just make you feel stupid.
Student: "What’s my future?", Octosophos: "You’ll find out when you’re old and broke."
Teacher: "What’s your dream?", Octosophos: "It’s not good. Probably."
DM: "I need help.", Octosophos: "You’re on your own, kid."