Octoraptor
The Octoraptor is a cursed hybrid. It’s half dinosaur, half octopus, and it smells like a garbage can that’s been sitting in the sun for three weeks.
My neighbor tried to fight the Octoraptor. He came back with a broken nose and a missing sock.
The Octoraptor was in my backyard. I thought it was a raccoon at first.
I tried to take a photo of the Octoraptor. My phone exploded. Like, literally.