Octopustianity
A ridiculous religion that says octopi are god-like beings who know who will win soccer games and never get it wrong, even when they’re full of crap.
I just joined Octopustianity because my octopus told me Spain will win, and I believe him over my teacher.
I'm gonna live in a tank with an octopus and worship him.
This octopus predicted the game and my breakfast. I'm now a disciple.