Octopustianity
A nonsense belief that octopi are gods who know the future of soccer games and never make a mistake, even when they're clearly lying.
My octopus just told me Brazil will win the World Cup. I'm gonna bet my life savings on him.
I'm gonna drop out of school to become an Octopustian priest.
This octopus is holy. He predicted the match and my mom's bad mood. I'm convinced.