Octopussiest
A person who makes their face look like a mad lobster and make noises like a goat that just saw a ghost.
My mom did octopussiest at the grocery store because the milk was on the wrong shelf. It was dramatic.
I did octopussiest in front of my crush and now I’m too shy to talk to him.
My teacher does octopussiest when she’s grading papers. It’s weird.