Octopus Stage - That moment you're not fully drunk yet, but you're already m

That moment you're not fully drunk yet, but you're already making bad decisions.

I got to the Octopus Stage and tried to propose to my pizza. It didn’t work out.

At the Octopus Stage, I tried to high-five a wall. It didn’t feel good.

I got to the Octopus Stage and told my dog I was going to be rich. He just stared at me.