octopus rabies
Octopus rabies is when you act like you got bit by a dead octopus just to be the center of attention. It’s the most annoying thing ever, and it’s usually done by a brat who thinks they’re special.
'I have octopus rabies!' she screamed, even though she was just mad her sister got the last cookie.
'Octopus rabies is real!' he yelled, even though he just tripped over a chair.
She fake-sneezed and said, 'I have octopus rabies!' just to make the class laugh.