octopus rabies
Octopus rabies is when you pretend you got a disease from a dead octopus just to feel important. It’s a stupid thing to do and it’s usually done by a total idiot.
'Octopus rabies is real!' he said, even though he just spilled juice on his shirt.
She said, 'I have octopus rabies!' just to get out of doing her homework.
He ran out of the room yelling, 'I have octopus rabies!' even though he had just failed a test.