Octopus Penis
A weapon so brutal it kills the person who hears it but makes the person who says it feel like a god
My friend said 'Octopus Penis' at the funeral and my uncle died laughing.
I texted my ex 'Octopus Penis' and she replied with a photo of her dog crying.
My teacher yelled 'Octopus Penis' at me and I got sent to the principal's office.