Octopus Hands
A person who thinks their hands are the best part of their body and needs to prove it by touching everyone.
At the club, he touched three different girls in one song. I think he was trying to start a fight with all of them.
My mom got Octopus Hands at the grocery store. She touched the milk, the bread, and the checkout person.
He touched my shoulder, my face, and my hair. I think I might have screamed.