octopus croquet
You swing upside down from the ceiling like a stupid monkey while your friends hang from your balls and nuts like they’re doing a stupid circus act, all while trying to kick the face of some guy who’s laying naked on your mom’s floor like he’s never been embarrassed before.
My cousin did this at my aunt's house and got a black eye from a guy who thought he was invincible.
At my friend's house, the guy on the floor screamed like a baby and tried to run.
I tried to kick the guy and missed, and ended up face-to-face with his smelly sock.