octopoos - Octopoos is a dumb word that sounds like a mix between an oc

Octopoos is a dumb word that sounds like a mix between an octopus and a fart, and it's the best thing ever.

My friend called me an octopoos and I laughed until I cried.

I heard 'octopoos' on a podcast and I yelled 'WHAT?'.

My teacher called my dog an octopoos and now it hates me.