Octopods
Octopods are just octopi that think they’re special. They don’t want to be normal, so they pick a fancier name.
My octopods are in a band called ‘The Squid Rockers’. They’re just octopi who think they’re cool.
My neighbor’s octopods are in a fight with his octopi. They’re both losers.
I asked my octopods if they wanted pizza. They just stared at me like I was a weirdo.