octopied - Sea spiders that look like octopuses but are just posh pies

Sea spiders that look like octopuses but are just posh pies with eight legs. They come fluttering in and make you sound fancy.

My grandma said the octopuses at the beach were actually pies with legs.

I texted my friend, 'I saw octopied pies fluttering in the ocean.'

My teacher said I should pronounce octopi with hand gestures and act like a lady.