octopi cream
You smear cream on a girl who’s 25 and 18 days old. It’s 8 times pi. Only a freak can do it.
I creamed my best friend. She’s 25, 18 days old, and she loves pi.
My dad got creamed because he’s a freak and he’s 25 and 18 days old.
I smeared cream on my crush. She’s a math freak and pi is her life.