Octophobischer Ayrifick
An octophobischer ayrifick is the kind of person who bugs you so much it feels like you’re in a nightmare. The 8 is just there to remind you how much they’re going to bug you.
My brother is an octophobischer ayrifick. He won’t stop teasing me.
My mom is an octophobischer ayrifick. She yells at me every time I come home late.
My crush is an octophobischer ayrifick. He won’t stop texting me about his day.