Octophobischer Ayrifick
An octophobischer ayrifick is someone who bugs you so much it feels like you’re being tortured. The 8 means they have the patience of a goldfish.
My neighbor is an octophobischer ayrifick. He plays loud music at 2 a. m.
My crush is an octophobischer ayrifick. He texts me every 5 minutes.
My dog is an octophobischer ayrifick. He barks at the mailman every day.