Octophobischer Ayrifick
An octophobischer ayrifick is someone who makes your life a living hell just because they can. The 8 means they’ve got the energy of a thousand angry monkeys.
My sister is an octophobischer ayrifick. She won’t stop bugging me about my grades.
My teacher is an octophobischer ayrifick. She gives us homework every day.
My friend’s dog is an octophobischer ayrifick. It barks at me every time I walk by.